In the basement, Peter pries the grate off an air vent and pulls out a family photograph hidden in there. "I have to finish this," he says. He unwraps his hatchet.

Penthouse. Gavin is telling Tony that a friend from the NYPD told him the texts were probably from a burner and are therefore untraceable. Tony says a man in Gavin's position probably has lots of enemies, and asks if he has an idea who it might be. Gavin says it's someone smart enough not to come at him head-on. Tony says security is screening all the party guests, and he, personally, is packing. Gavin is unimpressed and tells Tony not to shoot himself. Couldn't he just invite Bad Text Guy up to his place and shove him down the elevator shaft? Gavin asks Tony to turn around as Gavin pushes up a painting and opens his safe, telling Tony that he's trusting him with his most prized possession: Olivia. Inside the safe is an elaborately carved box. Gavin tells Tony to stay close to Olivia, because "she's the most valuable thing in the world to me." And there's nothing ladies like more than being treated like things and possessions!

At the party, Henry and Jane find Louise and Brian, who are dressed as Cleopatra and Marc Antony. As Louise hands Jane a drink, someone bumps her from behind and spills the drink all over her Tippi-wear. Jane says this gives her an excuse to change, which is weak. Tippi wore that dress for like four straight days while being attacked by every bird in California! (True story: I watched The Birds on Saturday. RIP Suzanne Pleshette.) Louise offers to accompany her upstairs. Jane declines, and says she'll be just two seconds. As she goes to the elevator, Peter separates himself from the crowd and follows her.

Scott takes two glasses of champagne from a tray and hands one to Alexis, telling her he wishes all his nurses looked as good as she does. She flirts back, saying she's never played doctor with a real doctor before. Just that one podiatrist. Louise watches from across the room, and is happy they're hitting it off. Brian asks what kind of doctor Scott is, and Louise says she thinks he's a surgeon, and giggles about how he's good with his hands. Brian is not pleased, and Louise laughs about how Brian was freaked out when he walked in on them. Brian thinks he reacted pretty well to a stranger with his hands all over his wife, and pushes for an explanation of when they first met. Louise facetiously tells Brian that she's been having an affair with Scott and now that she's done she's going to hand him off to Alexis. Hmm. The last time my friends and I swapped things we were tired of, it was just beauty products. Clearly I need better friends. Louise asks Brian if he really believes she'd cheat on him. He says no, and Louise drags him off to the bar for more painkiller.