666 Park Avenue
666 Park Avenue

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Sara Brady: C+ | 165 USERS: B
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Crazier Today Than Yesterday

Olivia offers Shaw some champagne and she toasts to "leaving the gilded cage." But Shaw doesn't drink his (ha!) and says maybe she should give his glass to Gavin. Olivia says Gavin doesn't care for champagne, and Shaw tells her to convince Gavin -- and him. Olivia leans in and kisses him (and I hope she has some of Saffron's knockout lipstick!) and asks if that convinces him. It appears to, because he falls down and starts twitching.

Olivia returns to Gavin's side and greets Scott with a deadpan "Thank God you're here" and very coolly tells Scott that Shaw needs his help, so Scott sticks his gun in his waistband and rushes over. Gavin hands Olivia his handkerchief and she wipes her mouth.

An ambulance takes Shaw away and Scott's inside, still trying to fix him, because this ambulance apparently has no EMTs. That's because the driver is Kandinsky, who tells Scott they're going back to the Drake and he needs to keep Shaw alive so Gavin can pry out his fingernails.

Lobby. Brian calls for someone to hold the elevator and of course inside is Alexis. She doesn't even live there! Brian's all, hello bad lady whose vagina I saw recently. She tries to kiss him, and he fends her off, and then reminds us all that Alexis tricked him into doubting his wife and then nailing her. She's all, it takes two to tango, fella. Brian pins her against the elevator wall and tells her to stay away from him and Louise. Alexis twists out of his grasp and says this is her floor. Oh, fantastic. Maybe she's actually as bad as Lauren Reed. Although what she's destroying isn't nearly as valuable to me.

Henry and Jane get home, finally, and he's like, do you really want to leave? She says the Drake is great, but what would be greater is if it wasn't trying to drive her completely bananapants. Nona greets them and asks if she can speak with Jane. She says Lottie is missing, and Jane's like, how far could the lady in the wheelchair get? She says she'll help and sends Henry upstairs with her coat. He just wants to lock that shit down, you know?

666 Park Avenue

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