Unlike in the last series finale, Martin actually gets to make an appearance. He's sitting in the car with Ruthie, who's trying to convince him that he's not in love with her. Damn right he isn't! She looks ten! Gross, Martin. Martin says that Ruthie's wanted to go out with him all this time, and now that he finally wants to go out with her, she's already found someone else. Sucks to be you, Martin. Sucks to be Ruthie too, as she reveals that she can't dump T-Bag for Martin because she HAS T-BAG'S NAME TATTOOED ON HER BACK. Apparently, this was the subject of an episode this season where it was revealed that all the Camdens had secret tattoos, including Annie and RevCam. And RevCam's tattoo was a cross on his hip, which is a such girly place to put a tattoo. SamVid don't have tattoos yet, unless you count the time when they drew moustaches on their faces with permanent marker. "Why'd you do that?" Martin snaps, disgusted, reminding us all what a self-righteous prick he is. You know what's more permanent that a tattoo, Martin? Having a child with the horrible Duff girl. Ruthie just says it was a stupid mistake and she did it on an impulse. And she wants to be with T-Bag for the rest of their lives, even though, as Martin points out, T-Bag's mother is a "you know." Actually, I don't know. And no one's going to tell me. The only time on this show when some exposition would come in handy, and there is none. Ruthie says that it makes T-Bag even better, since he treats her so well after the way he was raised. Martin asks Ruthie if she's still planning to go to Scotland after she graduates. She says that if she does, T-Bag will go with her. He loves Scotland, she says, even though I doubt he's ever been there. Beyond the kilts and the cool accents, there's bad weather and haggis. It takes some getting used to. Ruthie says that she wants to travel the world with T-Bag. Just don't cross the border, Ruthie, because I have a feeling you'll have a hard time getting back in. Martin says he hopes to find a woman who feels that way about him someday. They hug and say good-bye. Whatever.
Episode Report CardSara M: D | 1630 USERS: B-
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