Annie gets an angry expression on her face and lowers herself to the kids' level, telling them to think of three items each (a cell phone and charger count as one item) they would want with them forever. Meanwhile, Annie will help them pack their clothes. SamVid run away, so Ruthie and T-Bag enter. Annie reminds them of the three items rule in case anyone forgot in the past five seconds (a cell phone and charger count as one item), and they say they're ready to go. "THEN LET'S DO IT!" Annie frantically exclaims.
And so we head into a music montage (to "I'll Fly Away," not like it matters) of everyone lined up outside the RV with their three items (a cell phone and charger count as one item). RevCam stands at the head of the line and does not die of a heart attack as he inspects everyone's stuff. Wow, this certainly is the culmination of RevCam's nosy stalkerness and everything else he’s stood for over the last eleven seasons, having the entire cast line up outside a home he didn’t pay for to enter after a thorough inspection of their meager belongings.
Mac is bringing a cell phone (I don't see a charger, but it would count as one item with the cell phone, FYI) and what appear to be blankets.
The redhead is bringing a book by Fannie Flagg, whom I will always love from Match Game, pencils, and a journal that RevCam makes sure to flip through. It's empty, much to his disappointment. Meanwhile, that's a box of pencils the redhead is bringing. Shouldn't one pencil be one item? And would a pencil sharper and pencil count as one item, like the cell phone and charger? And why isn't she just using a pen like an adult already?
The blonde is bringing the most inappropriate items she can: a plant that looks half-dead and hopefully blossoms with all the pot she used to smoke before RevCam got a hold of her, a giant surfboard for what has to be the sole purpose of making an already crammed RV even tighter, and Valley of the Dolls. RevCam grabs the book from her, opens it up to a random section, and reads three words before slamming the book shut, scandalized. He won't even look at the blonde when he ushers her into the RV. Judging from what I've seen of the blonde so far, I'd like to believe that she's going on this trip to sabotage it and making everyone's lives miserable. She seems cool like that.
The Duff girl is bringing a Bible, hair curlers, and a teddy bear. I don't know what her son is bringing, nor do I care. I can't believe they're making me watch this. And then music just drones on and on.