I have to say, I like that they stuck some old opening shots into these credits. I don't like that the shot of RevCam dancing around with cans on his eyes made the cut, or that we don't get any retrospective shots of Happy. Okay, how the hell is Martin still on this show? And that horrible Duff girl? Anyway, one last time!
Where can you GOOOOOOO?
When the world don't treat you right?
The answer is HOOOOOOOME!
Unless your daddy buys you an RV!
Seventh Heaven. HMMMMMMMMM! Seventh Heaven.
And for the last Opening Credits Timewaster ever, Lucy and Kevin enter the backyard with their daughter (still cute!) and two dogs (one tiny and one fucking massive). They notice the bus in the backyard and head for the CamPound. RevCam and Annie watch them from the inside of the RV, trying to be all slick as they peer from between the blinds like it's hard to pull one over on those two morons. Plus, we all know how much experience those two have had when it comes to watching people out of windows. As soon as Lucy and Kevin let themselves into the house, RevCam and Annie exit the RV with their clothes and hair a mess. They kiss just as Brenda Hampton's name pops up on the screen as the "writer" of this episode, which plays more like one big terrible improv skit than an actual scripted piece. As usual.
Inside, Lucy and Kevin are interrogating SamVid as to the whereabouts of RevCam and Annie. The taller of the twins looks a lot older, although, sadly, he hasn't cut his hair since the last time I saw him. It looks even worse than Matt's back in the day. Cut your hair, kid. RevCam and Annie walk in, and RevCam hasn't even bothered to tuck his shirt in or button it, so proud of just getting laid is he. Annie says she's got a pathetic dinner of chicken soup and salad ready to heat up as she and RevCam head for the bedroom. Ugh, so are we supposed to think that they hadn't had the sex yet when Lucy and Kevin walked by and are going upstairs to finish what they started? So RevCam's holding his jacket over his crotch region to hide his excitement? Oh my god. Lucy and Kevin shoot each other knowing glances, but still elect to remain inside the house while her parents are upstairs doing it. Mercifully, they let SamVid go outside. Unfortunately, they head directly for the RV, the interior of which is probably covered in all manner of bodily fluids. Kevin takes Savannah outside, leaving Lucy with some alone time to listen to the sounds of her parents' muffled lovemaking. She whips out some cucumbers, and I don't even want to know what that's about.