Back in the kitchen, RevCam digests what Annies told him. Hes sure Mary didnt actually have sex with Jeremy. Hes way more shocked that Lucy got engaged and wants to go back east with Jeremy. Im thinking about counting the number of times these people say back east in this episode, but Im too lazy. Ruthie comes in and tells everybody Lucys reasoning for her plans. She also informs us that Marys gone to talk to Jeremy.
Priscilla and John discuss the postponement of their wedding. Priscilla has booked them two flights to New York so that they can visit Johns ailing grandmother. On the way to the airport, theyll swing by Priscillas parents place and get them to inform all the wedding guests that the ceremonys off. Priscilla is really pretty. Johns cute, too. They should just have sex.
In some bedroom, Matt asks Cheryl why she wants to have sex so soon. Because its fun, she says, lying there all slinky on the bed. Word, Cheryl. I mean, too bad youre reduced to doing it with Matt, but still -- sex is fun. Matt says that talking is fun, too. You must be a really good talker, she tells him sarcastically. He replies that if she knew him better, shed realize that hes an excellent talker. I think Cheryl should leave him and find some other virgin to use for sex.
Up in her room, RevCam tells Lucy that shes smart and level-headed. Not with that zigzag part, she aint. Lucy babbles about how young the CamRents were when they got engaged, and about how shell make her plans work, and about how she loves Jeremy and is ready to leave home. RevCam makes a sad face. I think he feels bad because he really doesnt want his kids to have sex, but at the same time, he realizes that the desire for sex is going to cause them all to marry young and have too many kids, just like he and Annie did.
Annie goes upstairs to bother Robbie. She asks why he lied to Mary, and he tells her that it's because the CamRents wouldnt let him date her over the summer. He doesnt want to talk to her stank ass. She leaves, and learns from RevCam that Lucy went to find Jeremy.