After RevCam leaves, Lucy apologizes profusely for her shitty behavior. This gives Kevin the opportunity to skirt the whole "women in my past" matter by telling Lucy that she is the only woman in his future. Okay, but that doesn't solve the whole sexual history/STDs issue, dickhead. Lucy doesn't care, though, since this means she gets to kiss and make up -- and make out. You know, I don't think sticking one's head in the sand really qualifies as an accomplishment, do you? You just know Kevin's going to turn up on America's Most Wanted in a couple years, right?

The twins don't rate nearly as much consideration from RevCam as everyone else has gotten. At least he doesn't lie to them, though. They just receive a goodnight kiss and a hurried, "I love you guys." When they try to initiate a philosophical discussion of the various merits of Superman versus Batman, RevCam just glosses over their comments. Thankfully, SamVid are probably too young to understand that they're receiving the brush-off. Personally, I've always detested Batman ever since I had to play the part in a figure-skating show. Oh, but nobody asked me. Right. RevCam does this cutesy thing with the twins where they count up to three and then blow out the light. Okay, it's actually RevCam turning off the light. Since this is one of very few "cute" things on the show that hasn't made me want to put my eyes out, I won't make fun of it.

As he's leaving the twins' room, Eric runs into Ruthie, who's heading up to the room she shares with Lucy. RevCam warns her that Lucy and Kevin are making up in her room. Gross. I don't even want to think about that. I also don't want to think about the stupid clichés issuing from RevCam's and Ruthie's mouths right now. I've got a great idea -- let's just pretend this scene never happened.

In the CamBoudoir, Annie is ostentatiously ignoring RevCam -- an effect which is kind of ruined when she breaks her silence to tell him that she is, uh, not talking to him. Okay, makes sense. Eric is finally ready to break the silence and divulge his secret. Annie looks scared. When RevCam tells her he needs a double bypass, she starts to cry and says, "I knew you were going to say that." That's right -- she's psycho. Oops, I mean "psychic." Nah, I was probably right the first time.