RevCam swings a bowling ball dangerously over the twins' heads while solemnly intoning, "Bowlers, take your positions. Let's bowl." They then proceed to wreck the Stray Cats' "Rock This Town" for me forever by using it as background music for the lame-ass bowling montage that follows.
Robbie bowls first and knocks down all the pins. It even looks like Adam LaVorgna may have thrown the ball himself. Simon seems to be doing his own stunts also, as he bowls three gutter balls -- the last of which crosses multiple lanes to land in someone else's gutter. I'm so distracted by Ruthie's tremendously wide, incredibly ugly bell-bottoms that I almost miss how she rolls the ball from between her legs. Ugh, that is so damn annoying. She goes on to do a few more quirky tricks -- like performing the least graceful arabesque I've ever seen and doing some terrible little celebratory dance moves as she walks away from the lane. Isn't that punishable by lifetime imprisonment with no parole? Oh, and SamVid narrowly escape having their heads crushed when they place them on the ball return rack. I didn't even know they were on this outing. I just assumed they were still behind the living room couch.
When all the merriment is over, RevCam slouches dejectedly in a chair by the lanes. It looks like everyone else has bailed on him. Almost everyone, that is. Lucy's still around, unfortunately. When RevCam asks her nicely if she's upset, she answers rudely and stomps off. Big surprise there.