Back in the CamKitchen, RevCam is helping to dry dishes while Annie tries to get him to leave her alone. She also warns him, "I may not want to be intimate as frequently as we have been in the past." Thanks for the TMI. At least she didn't use the phrase "adult relations." She and RevCam argue some more, but I missed most of it because I figured I'd have more fun plucking fur tufts off Mr. Sir Pet-A-Lot's butt.

Annie storms off once more, and Ruthie walks into the kitchen. She says, "The cycle of life. Ain't it grand?" Oh, shut up, Ruthie. RevCam asks her if she was listening in on a private conversation, but he doesn't punish her for it. How could he, when he's the master eavesdropper himself? Not that inconsistency or hypocrisy have ever held him back before.

When Lucy and Robbie come into the kitchen, RevCam sends Ruthie upstairs so he can talk to the others privately. He tells them he doesn't want to see them turn to each other while they're both on the rebound. It's not bad advice, even if it comes from RevCam. Unfortunately, he has to explain it a few times until Robbie gets it. Lucy just rudely rolls her eyes a lot.

The next losers to arrive in the Court of RevCam are Dopey and Simon. Dopey caught his brother hitchhiking, and now he wants RevCam to punish him. Dopey has to get back to the clinic, but before he goes, he hands RevCam a brown bag with something square inside. He says he brought it from the clinic. I'll bet it's not condoms. Dopey surmises that Annie is going through menopause, even though he hasn't graduated to saying the word out loud yet. He promises to bring home some brochures, though.

After Dopey's departure, RevCam informs Simon that he cannot get his learner's permit until January. I'm just glad that spares us having to watch any wacky driving hijinks for a few months yet. RevCam goes on to further punish Simon by refusing to allow him to drop phys ed. Okay, that's just nasty. I'm not arguing against punishment for hitchhiking, but to penalize a person by forcing him to stay in something as useless as high school phys ed is cruel. RevCam goes on to share some of his views on being a man. Actually, he shares many, many of his views on being a man -- far more than I ever needed to hear. Apparently, one of his views on being a man is that Simon must run his life exactly as RevCam tells him to. That sure makes me glad I'm not a man.