Some guy gets the mail from his apartment mailbox and walks upstairs, only to see Ruthie sitting outside his door. He kindly asks her if he can help her instead doing what I would have done, which is calling the police. Ruthie says she's waiting for her "friend," Jill. The guy says that Jill helps her mother every day after school, then they have dinner, so she won't be home for a while. The guy says that he didn't know that Jill had any friends. Ruthie clarifies that she and Jill are only friends in Ruthie's mind, but she's stalking Jill -- I mean, "waiting outside her apartment" -- in the hopes that it can happen in reality. The guy says that he's not sure if that will happen, as Jill doesn't like kids because her former classmates used to tease her. Ruthie asks why, but the guy won't tell her. "You're Jill's father," Ruthie says. Well, duh. The guy tells Ruthie to call him "Mo," and says that he'll let Jill know that she was there. I hope he adequately prepares Jill for the horror that this information will no doubt instill in her.

RevCam strolls into his office, where he sees Lucy, Chandler, Peter, and Asslee waiting for him. You'd think he would be a little bit alarmed to see Asslee there when she was supposed to be watching his children, but he doesn't say anything about it. The Lame Four ask RevCam for help. RevCam asks who's first. Everyone looks around, and The Guitar of The Beginning of Another Scene That Will Happen Entirely Off-Camera plays.

It's now evening, and Kevin is pulling his car up to the curb. Apparently the Treehouse doesn't come with driveway privileges. Kevin gets out of the car, but his passenger, Carlos, does not. He says he can't. Sounds like someone's got leg cramps from sitting in a cramped coach seat for five or six hours. I guess jetBlue isn't as luxurious as it purports to be. Kevin sympathizes with Carlos's apparent nervousness about talking to RevCam, saying that it's all a part of being in "the club." "What club?" Carlos says disgustedly, forgetting to add, "Your strange robot mannerisms frighten me." "The club for men married to daughters of Reverend Eric Camden." Founding member: Kevin Kinkirk. President: Kevin Kinkirk. Secretary: Kevin Kinkirk. Treasurer: Kevin Kinkirk. Perhaps Carlos can aspire to be the Vice-President, but he'll have to win a majority of the votes. Which would be one. Carlos says he doesn't know what he's doing there, but he thinks it's bad news. Kevin gets back in the car and says that they can just chill in there until Carlos is ready. Carlos suggests driving away. Suddenly, RevCam pulls up behind the car. Why is RevCam parking at the curb? Maybe Mary's sports car is blocking the entrance to the driveway. Anyway, RevCam gets out of the car with a big stupid grin on his face as Carlos begs Kevin to drive away. Kevin speeds off, leaving RevCam to run after it for a second, then stand around looking confused. I'll bet that happens to him a lot. Also, Carlos rules.