And who's not in the credits today? That's right, it's Simon, thus finally giving Beverley Mitchell the coveted third spot in the credits. Also not in the credits is Martin, which is the wind beneath the wings of my hope that he'll never come back.

A funked-up guitar plays us into the Opening Credits Timewaster. It's the twins lathering up their hands. Then they rinse in the toilet bowl. Happy runs off to get help, which comes in the form of horrible Asslee. Piss-poor effort, there, Happy -- Lassie would have brought the entire fire department by now, and all you could get is the sister of a semi-famous pop singer. She shows the twins back to the sink and turns it on for them so they can wash their hands properly. You know, maybe if someone in the house would realize that the bathroom sink is about a foot higher than the children who need to use it and get them a stool or something to stand on, they wouldn't have to use the toilet. Hell, the toilet is probably what's kept them from dying of thirst, too. That's right -- the toilet is a better mother than Annie.