Kevin enters the Treehouse of Lurv and is pleased to see Lucy doing some housework. He rewards her wifeyness with three chaste kisses and tells Lucy that he's in a great mood, because he's found the best way to use his special talents and skills for the community. He's going to re-wire some of his circuits and turn himself into a giant wireless modem so everyone in town can enjoy the freedom of internet access wherever and whenever they so desire. He may also have mentioned something about starting a Neighborhood Watch program. Lucy sounds excited about this, until Kevin tells her that he wants to do it with her. Lucy passive-aggressively shows her discontent with this idea by pressing her iron down on a pair of Kevin's pants for a good minute, although, magically, they don't burn. Kevin explains that this will be a great way for them to spend time together. Lucy lies her agreement, which pleases Kevin so much that he gives her a peck on the cheek. Would anyone be disappointed in me if I said that Kevin looks pretty cute in that sweater? I'm so sorry.
Asslee drags poor SamVid down the stairs, where they meet RevCam. He tells them to wash up for dinner. "All cleeeeeeeeeeeeeeean!" SamVid responds, forgetting to add that they achieved this goal in the CamPound's germ-ridden toilet bowl. Close-talker RevCam tells Asslee that he doesn't know "how to thank [her]" for helping out while Annie's away. I'll bet he's got a couple of ideas, though, seeing how he holds his hands mere inches away from her chest while inviting her to stay for dinner. Of course, Asslee accepts. There is some fighting amongst SamVid as to who will sit next to Asslee, but this is quickly resolved so that Asslee can bend over in front of the camera and show us some Ass-ass as she walks the twins into the kitchen. RevCam totally checks her out while stammering that he needs to "make a phone call." Is that what they're calling it now? I am so out of the loop.
Roxanne walks into RevCam's church office. The ugliest tapestry on the planet hangs in the hallway, because Glenoak Community Church prefers to think outside of the stereotype that churches are beautifully-decorated places of worship, and chooses to be drab and tacky. Roxanne puts a piece of paper on RevCam's desk as Chandler comes into the room. Not too pleased to see him, Roxanne says that she just came to drop off her commitment paper, and now she's going. Chandler whisper-asks Roxanne how long she's going to keep coming to church, as her presence is making him uncomfortable. "Well, that's your problem, not mine, Reverend," Roxanne says awesomely. Chandler whisper-whines that he just doesn't want her to go to this specific church anymore. Roxanne rolls her eyes and turns to leave. Chandler asks her to just admit that the only reason why she's even coming to church is because she's still in love with him. I must add that Chandler says this charming line with his eyes half-closed and his hair looking especially greasy, which must be why Roxanne finds it pretty easy to refuse to admit anything.