Over at Dopey's swingin' bachelor pad, Chickenhead's knocking at the door. Dopey lets her in, but doesn't say anything at first because he's scribbling away furiously. Finally he says, "All right! I've only been working on it for a week, but I think I finally figured out that 'Daily Jumble!' Man, it was hard!" Actually, what he really says is that he's going to ace some test. I doubt that's true, but it's nice to see him being so optimistic about it anyway. Chickenhead's come by to give him one of his T-shirts that she'd found in her laundry bag. He says he could have picked it up later. Chickenhead says, "Later is something I'm not sure about. I'm confused." Dopey replies, "And evidently doing laundry just confused you more." Well, actually, Matt, most people aren't really that confused by doing laundry. But don't worry, I'm sure you'll "ace" that task one day also! He tries to tell Chickenhead that they should do "what other couples do." What exactly that would be is lost to posterity, because Chickenhead cuts him off to say that they should see other people. She says it is all too much and that she won't be able to keep up her 4.0 GPA if their relationship continues. No, Shana, really, it's okay -- stupidity isn't contagious. He fights her on it a bit, asking her why she's trying to distance him. Then he starts whining, "Don't my needs count for anything?" Shana does what any sane woman would do -- she rolls her eyes and leaves. Dopey's still apologizing as she closes the door in his face. Then he realizes that the shirt she gave him isn't even his. Man, that's cold, Shana. You didn't have to flaunt that you've been "doing a load of whites" with some other guy, you know. A simple "I'm dumping you" would have sufficed.
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