Ruthie goes off to distract RevCam, while Dopey takes on SuperMom and the twins. He has a hard time answering her snoopy questions about where he's been, which makes her suspect something right off the bat. Still, he bravely soldiers on, trying to keep Annie from bringing the twins up for their bath by making up some story about excessive bathing being bad for toddlers. You'd think Annie would listen to him -- he is an orderly, after all -- but she's a little skeptical. She asks him if he wants to talk about the admissions letters he received. He's surprised that she already knows about them, but as Annie says, she knows "everything." Matt looks spooked for a moment, perhaps wondering how SuperMom found out that he has bizarre sexual fantasies about Hello Kitty and hair-care products. No time for that right now, though, since he has to talk Annie into letting him put the twins to bed, making her promise that she will wait for him in the CamKitchen.
Mary and Lucy sneak Simon in through the front door, just in time to see Dopey bringing the twins into the front hall. Everyone hurries upstairs. There's no time to reach the bathroom, though, since RevCam has been spotted, so Dopey rushes everyone into the twins' room. Are you enjoying the comedy of their zany antics yet? Ruthie is just in time to distract RevCam, saying that she has to talk to him about sex. Eric looks taken aback. Ruthie adds, "Yes, I said sex." Hallelujah -- someone finally said it. Part of me longs for the simpler days when it was called "adult relations," but I'm really moral and uptight like that. Ruthie leads RevCam up to her room, giving Mary a chance to get Simon to the bathroom, while Dopey and Lucy take care of the twins.