Piano and Guitar get together to play a Duet Of Nosiness as the StanRents, under the careful supervision of RevCam, search their daughter's room and find...nothing. RevCam is all, "Oh, whoops. Sorry I was nosy." No, he's just sorry that he's wrong. The StanRents are psyched that they were right about their kids after all. RevCam sulks and walks away, still determined to find a way expose poor Karen. In Glenoak, you're guilty until proven innocent.

Some crappy song plays as Lucy and friends walk through the mall and men of all ages stare at them as if they've never seen scantily clad teenagers before. Like, they stop dead in their tracks and drop their shopping bags with their mouths wide open. So either they're extremely rude and kind of pervy, or something actually interesting is going on right behind Lucy. Maybe there's a grease fire at the Ruby Tuesday's. Non-Cow-Print says that a "total hottie" is checking Lucy out. We see said "total hottie," a mall security guard who looks kind of like a young Harland Williams with a ponytail. Obviously, he is not a total hottie. He isn't even one of the fifteen bowls of Raisin Bran it takes to provide the same amount of riboflavin that's in one bowl of Total Hottie. He nods his head a lot as he spits out some lame pick-up line about having to detain the three girls because of how they look. Oh, maybe he's a member of the fashion police? It's about time they showed up. Now go get Annie.