And now, because I'm not a completely terrible and insensitive person: if you need help or information, call the National Child Abuse Hotline at 1-800-4-A-CHILD or go to www.childhelpusa.org. And now, because I am at least partially a terrible and insensitive person: don't be like the Camdens and let sexual abuse happen to your neighbors while you muck about with the one person who can help them, okay?