RevCam eyes a lone slice of pumpkin pie in the fridge. As he takes it out, Kevin enters, startling RevCam and making him throw the pie back in the refrigerator. He springs up from behind the refrigerator door, sees Kevin, and says, "Oh! It's just you," then chuckles to himself. Huh? Who did he think would be walking in his back door at night and not wanting him to eat pie? Kevin claims to have just had an "interesting" conversation with Asslee and Martin about "the principal [RevCam] met today, Mizzz Jones," although I just saw this conversation and so can attest to its complete and utter lack of interest to anyone. The phone rings, and RevCam runs to answer it while Kevin takes the slice of pie out of the fridge and begins to devour it. RevCam has one of those one-sided phone conversations where the person at the other end conveys massive amounts of information in all of two seconds, then hangs up on the caller without saying goodbye. Kevin observes, then asks, "How come no one in this family says goodbye? They just finish their conversation and hang up. Even I've started doing it. People outside the family think I'm nuts." RevCam says it's a bad habit. So is reading internet forums about the show you write for, and then incorporating other people's ideas into your script, BRENDA. Although I'll admit that that was pretty funny. After asking Kevin for a piece of pie and getting an empty plate in return (and anyone who didn't see those yuks coming must be legally blind. Or stupid. Or both), RevCam explains that he just got a call from "the kid who helped Simon get into college early, the Harvard bum -- I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?" Me-ow, RevCam. Apparently, quite a few parents are angry with Mizzz Jones and are trying to have a school board meeting about it. They invited RevCam to act as a "moral compass." I snicker. Kevin asks RevCam if he's ever stopped a lynching before. RevCam says he has, "on occasion." I guess I missed that episode.
At school, Martin walks right by Asslee without acknowledging her. Ha! Some girl walks up and starts telling Asslee about how Martin is a loser, and Mizzz Jones just brought him in to help the baseball team win the state championship, and how he's older than he says he is. Pot? Meet kettle -- the actress playing that girl has got to be in her thirties at least. Asslee does some indignant head-wiggling as she explains that she's seen Martin's license, and he's definitely sixteen, and the reason why he came to their school is because his dad is in Iraq. "Love is blind, and apparently also deaf," responds the other girl, who assumes that Martin's license is a fake and his story about his dad is, too. Okay, but how does that make love deaf? Unless she's talking about how Martin would have to be deaf to be able to deal with Asslee's hissy, raspy, squeaky voice.