In line at Flicks, one of the Murphy twins pinches the ass of the girl in front of her. The girl screeches, turns, and assumes Simon was the culprit. The girl's boyfriend gets ready to kick some Camden ass. Simon and his crew run away again. One of the Murphy criminals suggests sneaking into the movie.
Back at Eddie's, Grace Poole has called four of her closest friends to join the spectator sport. The biddies and Pauline eat their burgers and wait for something scandalous to happen between Annie and Robin. RevCam walks in with Ruthie's principal, and the busybodies gasp like they just got to the "good part" in a necking-only romance novel. Eric's there to tell Annie what Ruthie did. The CamRents go off to talk, leaving the principal to sit with Robin. Annie accuses Eric of merely wanting to break up her date with Robin. Eric cops to it, and Annie thanks him because "Robin is horrible." It's good that she had her big, strong husband to save her, then. I'd hate for her to have to cut the date short herself. Oh, no. That would be too assertive. The CamRents notice Grace & Friends staring at them. RevCam has had it. He stomps over to their table with Annie on his heels. He tells Grace that he and Annie are dating other people. He explains that the whole thing with Mary was just a cover story for their new swingers' lifestyle. Grace coughs in indignation. Why can't Johnny come out and punch RevCam in the face again?
In the theater, Simon admonishes his Murphy date for her misdemeaning ways. She kisses him, and that shuts him up. She's about to kiss him again when the usher shines a flashlight in their faces and shrilly asks to see their ticket stubs.
Mike has gone to the Senior Dance alone. Lucy shows up with a twin on her hip and her siblings in tow and asks him if he wants to dance. He is of course all happy to see Lucy and her bosom. They dance while Katie and Chris stare in surprise. Lucy tells Mike that she isn't going to let gossip come between them. Whoop-dee-doo.
Of course Sgt. Michaels is the officer who shows up to bust Simon and Co. He and Simon have their little talk, and I can't help but notice that the two of them have matching eyebrows. "There's nothin' good about bein' bad," says Sgt. Michaels. He's fixed it all up so that no one will press charges. Simon just has to give him a little kiss, he says. Just kidding.