RevCam thinks his crappy morning's over, but he's wrong. Lucy literally bounces in, wearing really low-cut pants and a matching handkerchief top. She's June, and she's busting out all over in copious amounts of self-tanner, the likes of which haven't been seen since Tiffany-Amber Thiessen's prime-time years. Eric informs us that Andrew Nayloss's dad sent him to Europe over the summer to keep his son from dating Lucy. "Dad, why do you think I'm dressed like this?" Lucy asks. Oh, I know this one! Let me try! Is it because the show's wardrobe person just barely got around to reading three-year-old issues of YM and thinks that white lip gloss and zigzag parts are still in style? Is that the answer? What'd I win? Eric guesses, "...because you assume that I have absolutely no say in what you wear." Lucy corrects us both. According to her, she's showing so much orange skin because "not even Andrew Nayloss's father will be able to keep Andrew from this." She twirls, showing RevCam what is almost her plumber's crack. RevCam gets up and puts a long-sleeved red shirt on her, and then picks up a stapler and staples it closed. Ha! I actually laughed at that. But now that the writers have splurged on that joke for the premiere, the budget's tapped out and they can't purchase funny writing for the rest of the season. Oh, well. It was almost worth it.