This week's Opening Credits Timewaster is brought to you by Sue Tenney. It consists of RevCam tossing and turning endlessly in bed, then picking up the alarm clock and panicking. Come on, Sue. That's just sad. I can sympathize with the burnout you're probably feeling, but aren't you even going to try anymore? We viewers make the effort to watch your crappy stories each week, but if you're not going to put in at least a token effort, it's pretty insulting to your audience. Oh, but what was I thinking? It's not like the rest of the episode won't totally insult my intelligence as well.
RevCam rushes down to the CamKitchen, where Annie is putting away some product-placed breakfast cereals. I'm not going to tell you which ones, though, because the advertisers really should be placing their products in better shows. Few scenes demonstrate the general crappiness of the show better than this one, wherein Eric berates Annie for not waking him up earlier. It's not that he has something important to do. No, he just wants to "practice waking up." What a dildo. Annie suggests that he talk to his good friend Reverend Morgan Hamilton, who's been vacationing on The Isle of Forgotten Guest Stars for the past few years. Annie expositions that Morgan's wife, Patricia, will be coming over to help her finish The Unfinished Garage Treehouse of Terror today. That's real nice, SuperMom. You don't talk to someone for over two years, and then the first time you contact her, you ask for a big favor like that? I'd tell you where to go, but that's just me. It's hilarious to think that Annie really plans to finish off the Treehouse. You see, Kevin and Lucy will be living there after their marriage. Like that's not a recipe for disaster. Way to cut the apron strings, Lucy. Let's hope Annie adds plumbing to the list of finishing touches. While Kevin was living there alone, it probably wasn't an issue. What does a cyborg need plumbing for anyway? It would be pretty pathetic for Lucy to have to run back into the CamPound every time she needs to take a leak, though. I also wonder if Annie will be installing two single beds in the Treehouse.













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