Down at the Glenoak PD, Roxanne and Kevin are talking to Detective Michaels. He tells Roxanne that her father is talking to some other detectives, but that when he is finished, he has something he wants to tell Roxanne himself. All Roxanne has to do is halfheartedly monotone that she wants "to know now," and Michaels caves right in. He tells her about what happened earlier in the convenience store, adding that PopRox shot the burglary suspect and killed him. This makes Roxanne go all defensive, as she wants to know why police officers are interrogating her father "like he did something wrong." That's quite an assumption there, Roxanne. And seriously, don't you think it's possible that PopRox would have to talk about this incident and fill out reams of paperwork and so on? A man is dead, for Christ's sake. I can't even bear to think how hard a spin-off of this show starring Roxanne and Chandler would suck. Roxanne needs to shut up posthaste. The worst is yet to come, though. Michaels goes on to tell us that the man PopRox shot was the same man suspected of killing Roxanne's mother years ago. Aurghh! Maybe PopRox could come over here and shoot me now, before I have to watch the rest of this awful episode.
In the CamKitchen, the CamRents are freely discussing the Hamiltons' marital problems. Where did they stash the Hamiltons, anyway? They're nowhere to be seen. I love it when Annie says, "We have to do something about Patricia and Morgan." Yeah, that's one possibility. Or else you could, you know, butt the hell out of it and not fuck up their relationship even more. The CamRents' discussion of strategy is sidelined somewhat by the fact that Annie becomes fixated on the idea that she didn't make any mistakes dealing with Eric this past year. Right, and I'm Brenda Hampton. The CamDorks decide that Eric will counsel Patricia while Annie talks to Morgan.
Lucy is talking to some guy down at Crawford Clown College. I think he's one of her professors, but he could be her academic advisor. Is that what they're called? We never had them at my school. Oh, and at my school, professors weren't allowed to put students on academic probation, which is what this guy is threatening to do to Lucy. It seems her schoolwork has been slipping -- in the past two weeks since she got engaged. What the hell? Seriously, I've taken year-long courses where my entire mark consisted of two big essays and a midterm exam. I don't know what kind of grade-school approach they take at the Clown College to enable Lucy's course grade to drop two notches in two weeks. Her prof advises her to take an "incomplete" in the course rather than jeopardize the rest of her work. However, he does caution her that most students he's known who have done that never return to school. I try my hardest to care even one iota, but that task is beyond me.