7th Heaven

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Holy War, Part II

In the Treehouse, Robbie is telling Simon about all the best man arrangements he's made for Dopey. This, of course, includes the two cousins of Plot Contrivance who will be bringing all the wedding gifts to the reception. I really want to meet the freak who came up with that idea. No, really -- I do. Unless Robbie means that someone will be taking the gifts the couple receives at the synagogue and bringing them to the reception. No, I prefer to think that Brenda and company actually believe that an important part of the reception is to set up a big-ass display of all the wedding gifts, including those that were properly delivered to PC's parents' house earlier, so that people can admire them. Please don't shatter my illusions. Simon couldn't care less about the gifts, in any case; he's just here to apologize to Robbie and tell him what a great member of the family he is. In fact, he wants to set himself and Robbie up as co-patriarchs after Dopey leaves. His exact words are: "What do you say we both take over for Matt and keep an eye on things around here?" That really is the worst idea I've heard in a long time. Unless you count the tacky displaying of the wedding gifts at the reception, of course. Simon helpfully offers up the best man speech he wrote for Dopey, and Robbie is thrilled to use it. Well, that pretty effectively removes any degree of the personal from Robbie's stint as Dopey's best man. Since I'm sure Robbie won't even read over Simon's speech before he delivers it at the reception, I can only hope Simon jazzed it up with a few fine swear words and maybe some nasty stuff about International Pop Sensation Joy.

Dopey is packing up some of his ugly, shiny shirts when RevCam walks in to apologize. Obviously, Dopey has to accept the apology, since this episode is so heartwarming, you know. He does tell his father that he will be converting eventually, just not today, and RevCam expresses his support. Some manly hugging rounds out the scene.

7th Heaven

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