If you're still feeling self-righteous after that, don't forget to make a stop at your local car dealership. Maybe one of your ex-friends is having trouble making his or her car payments. If you ask real nice, the dealership might let you take possession of the car in question. Oh, but I guess this stuff only works if you live in Glenoak. Everywhere else, people would just think you were an asshole or -- at the very least -- highly delusional. Anyway, John is pissed at Matt for being so unsupportive. He annoyingly tries out a little reverse psychology: telling Dopey not to come to the parental meeting, then waiting for Dopey to beg for an invitation. The Dopester doesn't pick up on this cue; he just lets his jaw go all slack while he stares back at John.

At the CamPound, Ruthie answers a ringing phone to find Mary on the other end. In an unusual display of intelligence, Mary guesses that Ruthie will probably hang up on her, so she begs her not to. Actually, she bribes her to get "information" about Lucy's alleged romance with Robbie. Ruthie sets her straight, then starts extolling Robbie's virtues, all of which are physical. If you didn't catch this episode when it aired, be grateful, because at least you won't have the memory of Ruthie's voice describing how Robbie looks without his shirt on. She repeats that Lucy and Robbie are not an item, then hangs up on Mary. Robbie walks in, and Ruthie says, "You'd tell me if you were dating Lucy, wouldn't you?" Robbie says he would. Ruthie switches gears and asks him if his teeth are real. He's not overly fazed by her bizarre questions.