Dopey is in the Hello Kitty room, calling someone. That someone turns out to be Chickenhead. Dopey seems surprised that it's her, and she asks him why he keeps calling and hanging up on her. He looks embarrassed, and not just because he's sitting under a giant poster of Tweety Bird. He asks Chickenhead his stock question: "Why did we break up?" She tells him it's because she fell in love with Brett. It should come as no surprise to anyone familiar with the CamVerse that she's now engaged to Brett. Yeah, whatever. Dopey admits that he was trying to call Heather, and Shana informs him that Heather lives with her and Brett now. Don't you Glenoak people ever get out and meet anyone new? Heather can't come to the phone since she's out on a date, so it's up to Chickenhead to do her best to encourage Dopey to let go of the past. She tells him, "The great love of your life is out there, somewhere, just waiting for you to find her." Oh, hello, Foreshadowing. Welcome to the party. Hope your Valentine's Day didn't suck as much as the plotlines on this show. After hanging up the phone, Dopey's still pretty dejected -- until he looks over at a plush Hello Kitty toy. He picks her up and says, "As Kitty is my witness, I will never have another Valentine's Day like this again." You mean one where you end the night hugging a Hello Kitty doll on your bed? I know the show is G-rated so they can't show anything explicit, but I think the writers have implied what's going to happen when the camera moves away.

RevCam's moping at the kitchen table when Annie comes downstairs. Has she come down to castrate him? Actually, I think it's pretty obvious by this point that he doesn't have any balls anymore. Imagine my surprise when Annie starts to apologize to him for having treated him so badly since she hit menopause. She says she was really angry at herself, not him, though that doesn't exactly explain why she dumped wine on his head earlier. They decide to make a new start, sealing the pact with some more super-romantic lip-mashing.

And finally, Robbie's stupendous VD surprise can be revealed. He's taking Joy to a hotel to visit his mother, who's staying there. Expect future annoying plotlines involving Robbie's mom's health, since she's in town for the night to pick up some medical records. But let's not worry about that now. Let's just revel in Joy's and Robbie's beautiful declarations of love for each other, delivered in monotones so stilted, they could give Jimmy Plywood a run for his money.