RevCam's got Savannah, and he's making a break for the door! But Kevin is there, and he takes the baby back. He holds Savannah, and RevCam says Kevin is getting to be "like a pro" when it comes to baby-holding. "I really love her, you know?" says Kevin. Too bad that the lower half of Savannah's face was cut off, because it looks like she smiled right after Kevin said that, and it would have been a really great shot. Sucks to be you, 7th Heaven crew! "But I also love her mother, who's also my wife," Kevin continues. Apparently that made sense to RevCam, who gets all awkward and stammers out that he has something to do somewhere else in the house, where he won't have weird conversations with Kevin.
RevCam goes downstairs and Lucy comes upstairs. She grabs Savannah, saying it's time for her dinner. Kevin says he's looking forward to when Savannah is on the bottle, so he can feed her, too. "Is that what's wrong with you, Mr. Crabby? Wanna feed the baby?" Lucy asks. Well...yes. Metaphorically. Kevin says that's "part of it." Lucy asks what the rest is. Kevin grabs her arm and pulls her into their room, apparently so that their conversation will have privacy, although he doesn't close the door behind him. He starts by apologizing to Lucy for snapping at her, but he misses "being intimate" with her. "And by intimate, I guess you mean...?" says Lucy. Are you kidding me? Even Savannah knows what Kevin is talking about, as she squirms in an effort to get the hell out of there, so as to not have to listen to her parents talk about the frequency of their sexual encounters. Lucy accuses Kevin of trying to "trick her" into having sex with him with the invitation to look at real estate listings. Yes, real estate listings, the language of romance, what with the "2 BR" this and "lrg ktch" that. Lucy says she's doing the best she can: "I'm a new mother, and I know it's not more important than being a wife." Hold on -- WHAT?! Did this show just say that satisfying your husband's carnal desires is more important than taking care of your completely helpless baby? Kevin says he wasn't trying to "trick" Lucy, he just wanted them to "be close."
Annie offers to read the twins a story, although I don't know why she's bothering with such unimportant matters when RevCam is sitting in his RevOffice, all alone. Annie says she's hoping Vid will sleep well and get better so he can go to school tomorrow. "Yeah, me too," says Sam, frowning. "WHAT IS THAT MARK ON THE WALL?!" Annie demands, upon seeing the apple-pulp-marked spot where Sam threw the apple. That kid's got quite an arm! Hopefully, it will be enough to get him an athletic scholarship, as he's certainly not getting any academic ones, what with his explanation of the mark that is high up on the wall being that it must have happened when he dropped the apple. Learn gravity, Sam. Annie finds the apple and examines it, using her forensic science skills to determine that the apple looks like it was thrown, not dropped. She asks Sam if he threw an apple at Vid. Sam bows his head. "I'm sorry," he says. Vid says Sam was jealous that he got pudding. Annie says they're going to clean the mess up, and then Sam is going to bed without a story. While Annie reads a story to Vid, Sam will be making his way to his new accommodations: Ruthie's room. I really don't think throwing an apple merits such a draconian punishment. Hell, murderers don't even deserve time in Ruthie's room. Although I guess it's not so bad when you consider the fact that Sam will now be spared from having to hear Kevin and Lucy have long overdue sex next door. Sam is not pleased with this development, but Annie says she wants to make sure Sam isn't exposed to Vid's illness. If she was so worried about that, you'd think she would have not just let Sam spend the ENTIRE DAY with Vid, but whatever. Vid, trying to spare his brother from the horrors that await him in Ruthie's room, says that Sam probably already has it, and should sleep in his own bedroom. Sam says he feels fine, actually, and is looking forward to sleeping in Ruthie's room, which he says will be "fun." Well, you can't spell "fucking scary" without "fun." Annie leaves to get apple cleaning supplies. Vid asks if he can have more Jell-O. "Yes, you may. I'll bring you some Jell-O," says Annie. Then she turns to Sam and scowls darkly at him. Get a grip, Annie. Sam tells Vid that while he gets to hang out with Ruthie, Vid will be "all alone in the dark." After about five seconds of hearing his sister have sex with her robot husband, Vid will wish he actually was alone.