The doorbell rings, and Lucy answers the door to find Max, who will be her driver for the evening. Poor guy.

After Lucy leaves, Simon goes to the kitchen and gets a corsage from the refrigerator. Oh, barf. I guess this means we'll be subjected to Asslee after all. Sure enough, there she is now, walking into the kitchen with Ruthie, Peter, and the twins. Everyone's dressed to go out. And what a romantic evening it promises to be, what with the twins along and all. Peter is distraught because he didn't get Ruthie a corsage. She won't go corsage-less, though, since the twins made her one. It looks halfway normal too -- for a corsage, anyway. Personally, I'd feel like a dork wearing one anywhere but to a wedding or a prom, but maybe things are different in magical Glenoak.

Chandler is delivering a marriage proposal to his mirror while he puts on a tie. It's not particularly romantic, and it takes him about three or four decades to get all the words out. Oh, I guess he's actually practicing a proposal for Roxanne. Well, it's about time, I say. They have been dating for about a month now. And here's Roxanne, knocking at the door. It looks like she overheard RevBong proposing to his mirror, but she doesn't say anything about it. She just wants to know where he's taking her for dinner. When he says he's bringing her to a restaurant at a hotel, Roxanne gets this horndog look on her face as she fixates on the word "hotel." It's a little hard for me to suspend my disbelief enough to buy that Chandler could make anyone that passionate.

At the CamPound, Ben walks through the front door with Bo Derek. She looks far too young to be his mother, but that's the role she's playing, unfortunately. You know, she really should just stick to acting in bad made-for-TV movies. It would be so much more dignified. Ma Kinkirk says she knows she'll love Lucy. I wouldn't be so sure about that. We learn that Ma Kinkirk is engaged, but hasn't told Kevin yet. Number of viewers who give a shit about that: zero. Ben insults Happy for being a bad guard dog. Hey, leave the dog alone, you hateful doofus! Maybe Geoff Stults is just jealous of her acting skills.