Plot Contrivance tries to convince Dopey that they should put off announcing their marriage to her parents. To his credit, Dopey actually wants to take the mature route and own up to it. PC tries a different approach, saying that she thinks she should just tell parents herself, without Dopey present. She explains her craptacular technique for breaking bad news to her parents: "I'll tell them some really, really horrible news first, and when they're moaning and groaning about that, then I'll say, 'Just kidding. But the good news is Matt and I just got married.'" Even Dopey realizes that this is incredibly stupid. It's pretty funny that PC doesn't want to be around when Dopey breaks the news to the CamRents. I guess she's already had enough of them after their first meeting, so I can't say I blame her. Still, if she were mature enough to get married -- and I'm not saying she is -- she should be mature enough to at least admit it to people. I wonder how Dopey feels about all these new things he's learning about his bride -- like the fact that she's a liar and a wimp. But since he dove into this marriage after a mere twenty-four hours, he really shouldn't be surprised if his wife turns out to be a freak.
The Roving Dumb-Asses are still in Mary's car, driving around aimlessly. Mary finally clues in that it's Monday, so Ruthie must be in school. Lucy realizes that she and Mary should also be in school. Honestly, what difference would it make whether they're there or not? Two people with this little common sense couldn't possibly derive any benefit from education, could they?
Back in the CamKitchen, Annie is trying to convince RevCam that they should "just go about [their] business, act as normal as possible, and then when Matt comes home, act as if nothing has happened." When RevCam questions the wisdom of this, Annie asserts that it's better than any plan he could have. Sadly, that is probably true, especially since RevCam's idea involves telling Dopey that if he got married, he will have to get the marriage annulled. Annie tries her hand at being the voice of reason again, though what she comes up with is unintentionally hilarious: "We don't know what he was doing out all night, but we should trust that whatever it was, it reflects everything that we have taught him." Oh, you mean stalking, right? Annie tosses RevCam out of the CamKitchen. Her voice is very calm, but her facial expression is downright psycho.