Outside the CamPound, Plot Contrivance is upset because Dopey hasn't told his parents that she's Jewish. She decides it's because he doesn't think their relationship is going anywhere. Hey, if someone I were taking out started whining like that before the second date even gets off the ground, there would be no second date. Dopey puts a temporary stop to all the terrible dialogue when he starts making out with her, right there in front of the CamPound. He warns her that his entire family is probably spying on them from the CamPound.
Sure enough, he's right. There they all are at the window, not even bothering to be subtle about it. Annie wants RevCam to go, like, stalk them, before they "do something they may regret for the rest of their lives." Eric hesitates, until Ruthie informs him that the lovebirds are in Dopey's car. This galvanizes RevCam into action, and he rushes out the door. The DopeMobile is just pulling out into the street, so RevCam runs after it. I keep expecting him to speed up to a bionic man pace and catch the DopeMobile, but it doesn't happen. You'd think Dopey or Plot Contrivance might have noticed this crazy man trying to catch up with them, but "ability to see the obvious" must not be one of their idiot savant talents.









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