Where it all began
Back in The SUV Of 7th Heaven Characters, Robbie and Mary discuss why Mary is attracted to JTT and not to him. Mary has some stupid reason I dont care about. She delivers it crappily as well.
JTT is now riding in the van with the guy who ran him over. I would say that getting run over by the guy is a sign that you might not want to be in a car hes driving, but apparently JTT and Disney disagree. An SUV passes them, and JTT instantly knows that its Robbies car, because no one else drives an SUV. Except for every housewife in America. It is Robbies SUV, by the way. I have no idea how Robbie could be behind JTT, considering that JTT has spent most of his time walking to New York and Robbies been driving. JTT asks the guy from Caroline in the City to catch up to them because his girlfriend is in the car, prompting an unfunny exchange about Mrs. Claus cheating on Santa. There is no exchange about how the Caroline guy is able to dress himself in the morning when hes so stupid. Also, he calls Mary a ho, which, though accurate, is pretty risqué for a Disney movie. They speed up, which catches the eye of a cop, who immediately turns on his lights to pull them over. This, despite the fact that: 1. his car is facing the other direction, 2. he doesnt have his speed radar thing out and so has no way to know how fast the van is going, and 3. his car is parked on top of a mountain for some reason, thus making it pretty difficult for him to get down to the highway. Instead of pulling over, the Caroline guy says that he would rather go out in a blaze of glory than get arrested, because apparently he has something in the back of his car that is stolen. I dont know when it was even established that he had anything in the van besides the hamburger, but JTT knows all about it. When they transferred this film to video, did they miss a reel marked important plot information? Because a lot of things are happening that I dont understand. Anyway, JTT convinces the Caroline guy to pull over. JTT gets in the drivers seat and lies to the cop that hes in a hurry to give presents to a childrens hospital. The cop not only lets him go, but also decides to follow him there. How awkward! Also, it is mentioned that the van was going 79 miles per hour. I am so angry right now, because I once got pulled over for going 81 on a highway and I got a ticket for $280 and then my car insurance company cancelled my familys policy. And this guy doesnt even get a warning. Unbelievable. I hate this movie.