Back at Casa Camden, Elaina is boring the pants off RevCam by bragging about her accomplishments. Well, his pants aren't actually off. It's just an expression, thank God. In a stunning display of illogic, Elaina tries to attribute all her good qualities to the fact that she has acne. I guess the writers wasted too much time with that puerile "Mama" story, and now they don't have time to let RevCam counsel Elaina about the huge chip she wears on her shoulder. Maybe next time! In walk Lucy and Mike. RevCam leaves. Lucy apologizes, and Elaina accepts. Dumb-ass Mike wants chicks to be apologizing to him instead, so he tells Elaina he expects an apology from her. She invites him out for ice cream instead, and the two of them start walking out without a word to Lucy, who just stands there, trying to look brave. At least Mike has the decency to turn around and thank Lucy for her help. Poor pathetic Lucy just wants to know if she and Mike are still friends. Mike rewards her with a cretinous smile and says that they are "good friends." Of course, now that he's found out he can totally control her and make her do anything he wants, he must realize it would be pretty handy to have Lucy around. Now, if only he could harness her guilt instinct in a way that will make her perform certain sexual favours on command.
John and Priscilla argue about the Japanese apartment. Then they exchange apologies and a chaste little kiss.
Back at the CamPound, Simon apologizes to Lucy for interfering with Elaina. Mike's worked his magic well on Lucy, though, and she takes the blame for the entire situation, saying that none of it would have happened if she'd taken Simon's advice in the first place and let go of Mike. There's a good little woman. In case you missed the whole "men give good advice" concept, Lucy grinds it in by complimenting Simon's advisory talents.