Martin yells at Zoe about how she made him go out last night and he missed a call from his dad that could have been bad news. Zoe says that it isn't her fault that Martin went out without taking his cell phone, and she's totally right. Martin storms away, and she pathetically follows him, apologizing left and right for making Martin take such a "RISK." "Doing the wrong thing is always a RISK," says Martin, "and my dad is adventurous and all that, but he never does the wrong thing." Yeah, hero-worshipping your parents is cute and normal when you're a kid, but by the time you're Martin's age, you should probably recognize the fact that your parents are human and have flaws. Even if they are soldiers in Iraq. Martin says he'll call Zoe when he hears from his dad. Zoe manages not to collapse from hunger. Thanks, food stamps!

Paris walks right on into Kevin and Lucy's room. She sees Kevin asleep in a rocking chair. He's holding Savannah, and I'm not sure if that's the safest thing to do. Couldn't you drop the baby? I drop stuff when I fall asleep all the time. I guess Kevin doesn't need to worry too much, though, as he could drop Savannah, give her permanent brain damage, walk out on her and Lucy for a few years, then come back when he found a way to be a father that wasn't so difficult, and that would be okay. Kevin wakes up, and Paris asks him if he told Vic not to marry Paris. "Um…not exactly," Kevin non-answers.

Simon Bibles it up. His phone rings, and he rushes to answer it. "Simon Camden!" he says. What college student answers the phone that way? I did that once when I knew a possible job was calling, and the guy laughed at me and my faux professionalism. He did hire me, though. The scene ends before we can find out anything about Simon's STD.

In the kitchen, RevCam and Vic are in conference. They're both all suited up, so it looks like the wedding is going on as planned. Vic says that when Kevin pointed out that things were fine the way they were, he thought that maybe they shouldn't get married and possibly "mess things up." Anyway, no one feels that way anymore, so it's wedding time. In the living room. Vic runs off as Simon enters, full of good news about his medically cleared wang. RevCam reminds Simon that he did make a deal with "the Almighty" about those STD test results, and Simon says he sure did. He's seen the light now, and is wearing a huge-ass silver cross around his neck to show for it. Oh man, he is going to annoy the hell out of people when he gets back to campus. "The first step to wisdom is the fear of God," Simon Bible-quotes, "or something like that." "Yeah…something…like that," says RevCam, because he sure as hell doesn't know it.