RevCam comes home and whines to Annie about how hard his life is now that he has to deal with Tonya and Kristy's dad. "Their DAD? I didn't know there was a DAD in the picture," says Annie with her odd selective emphasis. RevCam explains what we already know about how Russell abandoned his family but now wants them to move to Memphis. Doorbell!

Ruthie answers the door. It's Peter, and it looks like he's grown a few inches since we last saw him, and stopped peroxiding his hair. Don't worry -- he's still a dork. Ruthie is surprised to see Peter. RevCam strolls up and is way too happy to see Peter. He invites him in, and then Paris and Vic suddenly come out from where they were inexplicably hiding behind the door. Paris is pregnant. RevCam gawks rudely, and Vic does this cool "That's right -- I had sex. What's up now?" shrug. We go to a commercial to allow the intended audience of this show to collect their senses upon the shocking sight of a couple that engaged in pre-marital sex.

When we return, Paris and Vic are telling Annie and RevCam that they want RevCam to marry them. Their reasoning behind this is that RevCam knows about all the crap Vic put Paris and Peter through, so this would be like a full-circle kind of thing. Me, I wouldn't want my wedding to be officiated by a judgmental prick who uses my previous transgressions against me, but it takes all kinds, right? RevCam says he'd be honored to do it, and Paris and Vic say they'd like to get it done ASAP. Where the hell have these people been all this season? I mean, it's not like I want to see Paris or Peter, but it's weird that they would move to a duplex and then, apparently, switch schools and church.