That means it's about time for an unwelcome appearance from the twins. Sure enough, there they are now, babbling about how they need new beds since they can get out of their cribs. Hey, Brenda, thanks for the shout-out to the posters who were discussing this in the forum! Simon comes in and explains that he's ready to put the twins' beds together, but he has to get some special wrench from the hardware store. This is all a plot contrivance, though, so that RevCam can find out that Lucy's new beau is twenty-five and could therefore supervise while Simon and his learner's permit drive to the hardware store. That would make Pea-Brained Moron Kevin six years older than Lucy, which really is not such a huge age difference, but Eric is shocked anyway. He stands there with his mouth hanging open while the twins babble some more about their damn beds.
Dopey is trying to sneak out of the house with his overnight bag, but he is stopped by Ruthie near the front door. She begs him to take her with him, but he refuses, obviously not wanting her to wreck his big night o' passionate adult relations. As he's lecturing Ruthie about keeping his secret, RevCam walks downstairs and starts interrogating him about whether he's married yet. Before this goes very far, the phone rings again, and it's that couple Eric is supposed to be counseling. Dopey and Ruthie make their escape as RevCam gives the caller instructions on how to get to his church. You see, they were at the wrong church before, and that's why -- oh, who cares. I think the big mystery here is why anyone would clog up sweeps-month airtime with stuff like this. Is there a single viewer out there who actually wants to listen to Eric discuss every minute detail of his day? What's next? Extended footage of Annie cleaning the bathroom? Detailed shots of Robbie brushing and flossing his teeth?