Annie's on the phone. That's three phone conversations already. I'm fully keeping track. When you see someone on the phone in SevHev, drink. Okay? She calls Sarah's mom and says she wants to talk, and call her! Then she says to SamVid, who are stuffing their faces with food pellets, that she doesn't know if she did the right thing. They say, "You always do the wight thing. You'we the mooo-mmy!" Oh, barf. Annie hugs one of them close to her, and says she "may be the grandmommy." The kid trapped in her embrace very slightly leans away from her. Then we get a close-up of the other one shoving a Soylent Tater Tot in its maw. God, I hate this show.
Woo, catfight! Or rather, the SevHev equivalent of a catfight. More like a catnap. Make that a catnap without the cuteness factor. Lucy, having her outside alone time, is interrupted by Cecilia, who's mad. Mad that her boyfriend is taking Xtina to the prom she didn't want to go to in the first place. Lucy insists that it "isn't a date." No, it's prom. Prom is a bigger deal than a date. The big-deal factor is the very reason Cecilia didn't want to bother. And now she's all stompy and yelly and pouty, and Lucy wants her to hash it out with the harlot Xtina herself. Woo, catfight! Let's hope.
Kevin enters the yard, and Lucy exits. She's avoiding him. Because she thinks she's pregnant. Zzz.
Oh, hee hee hee! Xtina (who, I neglected to mention last week, is winningly played by Tara Lipinski, who has a gold medal for ice skating, y'all) is WEARING A TOWEL while standing in the hall, talking to Simon. Her dialogue? Beautiful stuff. "You're taking me to prom; surely there's SOMETHING I can do for you?" Oh, MY! She means blowjobs, right? Or maybe sex? Boy, talk about not knowing the level of the room. Cecilia huffs in, and Xtina is all, oh, hellew! Surely you know Simon's taking me to prom? Cecilia knows, and says if Xtina "knew what [she] was thinking, [Xtina] would be running right now." Hee hee hee! That's like that joke -- if women knew what men were thinking, they would never stop slapping them. Xtina says Simon merely took "pity" on her, and if Cecilia has a "problem" with Simon taking her to prom, she won't go. Simon is all, "Devil in blue jeans!" I mean, he says, "Yeah!" Cecilia says she doesn't have a problem with prom, but with YOU, Xtina, and the way she stands there in a towel and TALKS to her BOYFRIEND! I mean, the act of STANDING THERE is SACRED to some people! Xtina says she's "just waiting for the bathroom! Busy household!" Then explain the lack of robe, missy! Xtina channels the poor girl inside her and says, "I don't have a lot of things." Whoa, I think someone's been polishing a gold medal and dreaming it was an Emmy! SamVid walk up and say, "What awe we do-wing?" Wow, these boys? Screaming out for help, y'all. They ask why Xtina doesn't have a "wobe." Cecilia smiles evilly and says that's a "good question." Hey, she JUST SAID she didn't have a lot of things, you jealous bitch!