Mary and Lucy sit on the couch with their little boy dates, like, why haven't they just said that this isn't going to happen and shown them the door yet? That's what I would do if I were ever stupid enough to accidentally date a little boy. Simon is seated on a nearby chair with Happy, watching the scene with just a little too much glee. Kyle and Casey try to put their arms around Mary and Lucy in unison. I don't know why Lucy and Mary find them so objectionable; you'd think they would jump -- in unison -- at the chance to be with a pair of guys who do everything at the same time. Kyle and Casey try to make conversation, with little success.
Snappy gives Eric a big ol' dinosaur hug as Annie clears her throat jealously. Snappy disengages herself from Eric and runs over to Annie to give her a hug as well, calling her "Ewic's wittle wife." Damn, that's patronizing. Snappy says that "when children's dreams are shattered, the whole world weeps. Some would even say that that's how oceans were formed." And for saying that, Snappy, you officially suck. Doesn't matter how much you annoy Ruthie now -- you suck forever. Annie wonders if scientists would agree with Snappy's assessment of the formation of our planet's largest bodies of water. Whoa, was that yet another reference to the possibility of human evolution? I'm feeling a little encouraged here! Maybe Brenda's finally ready to enter the sixties! Snappy leaves Annie her business card, which she just happens to have in her dinosaur suit hand, and leaves. Poor Snappy is barely three feet away from the house when Annie tells RevCam to go upstairs and see if Snappy did Ruthie any permanent damage. Then she walks into The Den Of Pedophilia and asks if anyone wants ice cream. Kyle and Casey jump up and say they do, then realize that they're not being very mature and sit back down, calmly stating that ice cream would be lovely. Annie asks Simon to help her in the kitchen, to which Mary and Lucy immediately offer their services instead. Annie cruelly says that they need to stay and entertain their dates, like, what kind of lesson is she even trying to teach them? Don't date children? I think they already know that one.













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