Lucy comes home to the Treehouse of Lurv to find Kevin. He says he heard from "Joe at the station" that she stopped by. Lucy at the Treehouse says Kevin at the Treehouse is right: back when she was Lucy at the station, she found out that Roxanne at parts unknown is going for a promotion behind Kevin's back! Kevin doesn't really care. Lucy thinks he should; Roxanne is doing this "after everything [Kevin's] done for her; [Lucy's] done for her!" Like…not pay enough attention, thus allowing her to be stabbed by a homeless guy! And constantly accusing her of being a homewrecker! And let's not forget ruining her hair! I can't understand why Roxanne would do such a traitorous thing when her friends have been so supportive of her like that. Kevin still doesn't care, so Lucy accuses him of being unambitious. Kevin says he likes being a beat cop right now, and he doesn't need the extra money. And he isn't going to make any assumptions about Roxanne until she tells him what's going on.

Pam needs to talk to Asslee. Asslee stares blankly. The scene takes a good five minutes to end.

Matt and Heather's plane has landed, but their gate isn't ready. They'll be stuck on the plane for a while longer. So that's a significant delay on takeoff and another one upon landing? This isn't exactly a ringing endorsement for JetBlue. Matt tells Heather everything that's going on in one hand sign (American Sign Language is incredible like that!) and she says she's really glad she ran into Matt. Matt says he's glad he ran into her, and asks if she wants to have dinner. Heather hedges only slightly, then agrees. She's only been divorced for three months, but she's already an Evil Single Woman.

Nighttime has finally fallen on the CamPound. Matt's home, but no one's there to greet him. Matt finally finds a sign of life in his dad on the couch. RevCam asks Matt why he didn't call; he would have been glad to pick him up. Matt says he just took a cab, which I guess is easy and cheap enough when the airport is, like, right next door or whatever. Father and son embrace, and RevCam says that Annie made Matt's favorite dinner tonight -- turkey with all the trimmings, just like Thanksgiving. Matt's all, "Cool. But I have other dinner plans." Oh, whatever, Matt. I know your family really sucks, but they are your family and you should really try to spend some time with them when you come home. Matt says that he's going to dinner with Heather -- as friends. And he's not telling PC about it. No matter how much RevCam nags him to.