7th Heaven

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Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies

Maria comes upstairs and runs into Peter. Peter, suddenly very uncomfortable, immediately decides to leave. I'm starting to think that the recent forum speculation about Peter's racist tendencies is true. Maria asks Peter to help her with her math homework sometime; Peter says that Ruthie is better at math that he is. But Peter's "nice," says Maria, thereby implying that Ruthie isn't. Ruthie comes upstairs and face-to-face with Maria. The two look at each other, then Ruthie puts a hand up and says, "It's…like looking into a mirror." She also announces that the CamRents have said yes to hosting Maria. Peter unenthusiastically says that's great. Maria says that Peter is going to help her with her math homework. Ruthie hopes they can all be friends. Yeah, like you and Jill? Or Yasmine? WHAT ABOUT YASMINE, RUTHIE?

Lucy stares at Kevin while he tries to read. What an annoying bitch. Kevin says he does not want to talk about how he doesn't want a promotion. But Lucy wants an explanation. Kevin says that the only explanation needed is that Lucy never cared about Kevin getting a promotion until Roxanne went for one. And now he's going out -- alone. "So you can be away from me?" Lucy pouts. That's a happy marriage.

Annie walks in the house holding "fresh green beans," because "Matt loves fresh beans." I bet he would, too. RevCam informs Annie that the green beans will have to keep. Martin and Mac come downstairs. RevCam asks them where they're going. "Out to have lots of sex with Asslee," Martin says, and leaves. Ha! That was awesome! Annie makes her Questioning Clownface, and RevCam tries to explain.

And just where will Matt and Heather be spending their enchanted evening? Why, on the Promenade, of course! Heather says she almost didn't come, because they both know that this "isn't just dinner." Matt asks what they should do now. Heather says she doesn't know if they should stay, but she does know that she doesn't want to go. Make up your mind, Heather! Your indecisiveness is probably why you got divorced in the first place.

7th Heaven

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