Chandler and Jeffrey are having dinner at the Promenade and looking over Jeffrey's homework. There's a lot of it. Chandler's not too pleased about that.
Lucy walks into the Glenoak Police Station and tries to ignore the loud groans of disappointment coming from everyone else in the room. She gives Kevin a brown bag full of dinner, which gets her a kiss on the cheek. Roxanne walks out, not in uniform, and Lucy asks if she wants to go to the movies with her -- Lucy's treat! Lucy so totally wants Roxanne that it's not even funny. Roxanne begs off, curtly saying she has other plans. She walks away, and Lucy's pissed. Apparently, this is the third time Roxanne has claimed to have plans that don't involve Lucy, and Lucy doesn't get it. Did Roxanne get a new friend? Is something going on with her dad? Is there a new man in the picture, since Roxanne is a WHORE? Never once does it occur to Lucy that Roxanne may just not want to hang out with her anymore because she's so damn annoying. Not to mention that it was only last episode when Lucy was accusing Roxanne of going after her husband and throwing pies at her, and Roxanne wouldn't be unreasonable to hold a grudge about that. Lucy barks at Kevin to say something. He just shrugs, leaving Lucy to scrunch her face up and pout like a little baby.
Something's wrong with the acoustics on the New York hospital set, because PC sounds like she's speaking through a fan. Matt whines that PC doesn't have to re-take some class because she already passed it. "B-b-u-u-t-t I-I d-don-on't un-d-der-sta-stan-nd it," PC says. Matt wants PC to come back to Glenoak with him for summer and work at the jobs Uncle Hank got them; PC says he shouldn't rush her into anything, since they just got back together. They've been separated for five months? And they've only been married for a little over a year? I understand that every marriage goes through its rough periods, but I think, in this case, it might be time to throw in the towel. But apparently they still love each other, and they missed each other when they were apart, although PC wants Matt to go back to Glenoak because she doesn't want to have to deal with both him and her class this summer. Well, I'm definitely convinced that their marriage is intact.
Theme song! New pictures! Barry Watson and David Gallagher bump Beverley Mitchell back to the crappy fifth spot in the credits, ha ha ha! I'll never get how they can just add and take actors off the credits, but still have it all timed perfectly. It's like there's a rip in the space-time continuum.