Oh my God, Lucy, you are not wearing a bright red-orange terrycloth tracksuit that would be snug on Ruthie, are you? Yes. Yes, you are. Roxanne walks in, and is polite enough to not say anything about Lucy's god-awful fashion sense, or even throw her hands in front of her face to shield her eyes from the blinding brightness of Lucy's outfit. Although would it have really killed Roxanne to knock on the door instead of just walking into Lucy's house? What if she wasn't dressed or something? I mean, really, she's barely dressed now in that outfit, which looks like it could burst apart at the seams if Lucy so much as flexes a muscle. Roxanne tells Lucy that she can stop being such a bee-yotch, because she's not trying to get promoted. So what is she doing? And yes, this time it will be revealed before the scene ends: Roxanne is joining the army to go to Iraq. Lucy raises her eyebrows and bugs out her eyes. I'm just disgusted.

Annie comes home from grocery shopping with the twins. She's holding one bag of groceries. A house full of people who invite others over to dinner all the time, and Annie buys one bag's worth of groceries? RevCam sends the twins away, then tells Annie that Mary's in labor -- but she doesn't want anyone there. Not even her parents? Annie asks. RevCam shakes his head sadly. Ha! Mary, you are okay with me from here on out. Especially since I'm pretty damn sure that you'll never be on this show ever again.

Peter decides to have a talk with Maria. He's sorry. Maria says every guy in school treats her like he does. Peter says he heard some talk in the locker room. Maria says that kind of talk is everywhere. Purported "bigmouth" Jack Reed started rumors about her when he asked her out and she turned him down because she, of course, already has a boyfriend in Mexico. So he told everyone that Maria was una mujer sucia. Peter says he's a guy, and all guys are idiots, and he'd like another chance. I guess Brenda's trying to make up for how bad she makes women look with that line, but she's going to have to do a lot more than that. Peter asks Maria to stay in Glenoak, and Ruthie runs into the room. She was totally spying on them from the closet, and again asks Maria if she'll stay. Guess what? Maria's answer is cut off by the next scene.