Matt calls his apartment in New York, only to hear his answering machine message, which features an obnoxious, giggly PC and Matt telling him to leave a message at the beep. Matt hangs up. On himself, when you think about it. Weird…anyway, now he's calling Heather's mom. He has a message for Heather. It's…

Jeffrey walks into the church offices to see his foster father and his tutor making out. Jeffrey stares for a while, then interrupts them. Meanwhile, how long have they been making out? And their clothes are still on and entirely intact? I expected better from you, Kendull. Jeffrey scolds Chandler for forgetting to take him to the movies as Boyfriend Sean walks in. He takes in the scene, and the first thing he expresses is surprise that Kendull would cheat on him with Chandler of all people, who Kendull said was "annoying and weird." Don't forget "doughy"! Kendull curtly says she likes Chandler now, and then she and Chandler start flirting. "I'm still in the room!" says Sean, still not able to believe that two people could be such rude, inconsiderate assholes. I guess he's never seen this show before. Jeffrey decides to announce that what is about to unfold is way better than a movie, and he takes a seat. Sean needs to punch that little bitch. No, not Kendull, the other one. No, not Chandler. The other one.

Asslee finds Pam on the Promenade. "What are you doing here?" asks Pam, sounding kind of annoyed to see her. Asslee says she needs to talk to someone, and apparently, her dad just wasn't enough. Mac strolls up with an ice cream and a root beer float. Asslee's all, "Um, what?" Pam says she can explain, except unless the explanation is, "I'm totally pathetic," she really can't. Mac says he can apologize. Asslee says she forgives him. Mac says that's great, and now they need to talk about her and Simon.

Guess what? Annie and RevCam are on a plane bound for New York. I wonder what happened to the twins, who went to get Happy, and then came back to find that their parents were gone. Maybe that's the big cliffhanger. Annie feels a little bad for leaving before Simon got home, but RevCam says they'll see him in a couple days, so it's no big deal. Except it's totally a big deal, since Simon is coming home for the first significant amount of time since he left Glenoak after running over a child and getting all traumatized. Or maybe we're supposed to forget about that, like everyone else did. Annie asks RevCam to "promise" her that both Mary and her baby will be okay. Then she nags at him to ask God to look out for Mary and the baby, like, do it yourself, Annie. Oh, and get this: she wants RevCam to ask God to "slow things down" so that they'll get to New York before Mary gives birth. Which means that she wants to prolong poor Mary's labor, which has already been going on for about fifteen hours now. My God, but Annie is the most selfish person who ever lived. RevCam says he just asked God to make Mary not too angry with them for totally disrespecting her wishes. I hope she throws them out of the hospital and they get run over by a taxi and then mugged.