Ooh, RevCam's on Robbie's doorstep, telling him that they have to talk. I hope against hope that their talk will prove interesting.
Dopey returns to the swingin' bachelor pad to find that John has the security chain on the door. Dopey can't come in until he breaks up with Chickenhead. John complains about Matt's whining, which is genuinely funny, but then they have to ruin it all by having him say that living with Dopey is like living with a girl. Yeah, you know, because whining is such a girl thing to do. Ugh. At John's prodding, Matt admits that it is Heather he loves, so John makes him leave again to break up with Chickenhead for real.
Over at Sleazeball Central, Robbie is trying to convince RevCam of what a catch he is because of his scholarship and his "good job" at the grocery store. RevCam disses him for a while, asking what would happen if Robbie lost his scholarship and had to work full time. Robbie's way dumber than most eighteen-year-olds I've known, because he lets RevCam trip him up at every turn. Pressing his advantage for all it's worth, RevCam insists that it's not just Mary's interests he's promoting; it's Robbie's too. I'm so sure. As he's leaving Eric gets in a final dig -- rather unnecessarily, if you ask me. He says, "Churchgoer that you are, have you prayed about this?" Dumb-ass that he is, Robbie doesn't even try to fake it; he just shakes his head and shrugs insolently. RevCam's all faux pious as he says, "Well, that's what I thought." Loser. Eric leaves and Robbie scrunches up his face so we will know that he is engaged in some very deep thought. See, it's acting like this that makes 7th Heaven the award-winning show it is. Heh.
Lucy phones weird Andrew Nayloss at home but gets his even weirder father instead. When Mr. Nayloss says Andrew isn't home, Lucy says, "I really need to talk to Andrew, and maybe he's there but you're saying he's not because he doesn't want to talk to me." Lucy, come on, that doesn't sound very Rulesy to me. You're supposed to play it light and breezy, and really, your approach is more rude and irritating. Mr. Nayloss obviously thinks so too, because he says, "So you're calling me a liar?" He asks who is calling, and Lucy makes the situation even worse by inventing a name and then hanging up after Mr. Nayloss recognizes her voice and calls her "that nutty minister's daughter." Weird Mr. Nayloss turns to weird Andrew and says, "I'm telling you right now, you end up marrying that crazy girl, I'm not coming to the wedding." Andrew just smiles and says, "Okay, we'll elope."