7th Heaven

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The family that prays together, pries together

RevCam calls his parent's house again. Stupid George answers the phone. "Hola," he says. "George no está aquí, Mary no está aquí, el gato y el mono están debajo de la mesa." RevCam is able to translate this into "George isn't here, Mary isn't here, the cat and the monkey are under the table," even though George pronounced "monkey" like "hand." GramCam titters at George, making the mistake of encouraging his unfunny behavior.

Mike's nervous about leaving his mom alone with a new person. Lucy reassures him. He leaves, and she starts trying to charm his mother with an unfunny spiel about the rotisserie infomercial that's playing. Mrs. Mike's Mom ignores her, just like I would.

Ruthie holds a chair against her bedroom door so that Annie can't get in. She makes up an excuse about being naked. "I was cleaning in the nude and I got cold, so I came upstairs to put some clothes on," she says. I imagine the bulk of 7th Heaven's demographic hearing that and chuckling, "'Cleaning in the nude...' Heh, heh! I wonder what that cute little girl will come up with next?" Then I imagine myself saying "cleaning in the nude" on television, and the same viewers writing long letters to the local paper to complain. Annie yells through Ruthie's door a little and then leaves. "That was close," Ruthie says to the baby as the cutesy music plays. Yeah, it's always heartwarming when a kid hides a baby that's been left on a doorstep.

Matt and Simon can't find Mrs. Bink. I see that Matt has a little beaded braid hanging off the back of his head. Forget what I said about his hair looking better. "Mrs. Bink is like the CIA. If she doesn't want to be found, she's not gonna be found," declares Simon. Quit sniffing the nitrous-oxide masks, Simon. John appears and tells the boys that he saw Mrs. Bink going into Radiology. I think they should follow her and butt into her business, then.

Sgt. Michaels is on the phone, telling RevCam that he can't do anything about Mary. "I told you -- your monthly bribe check is in the mail!" says RevCam. Oh, wait -- he actually says, "Can't you stake out the airport?" Sgt. Michaels tells him, "This is Glenoak PD. We don't stake out anything." Ha. Way to get out from under RevCam's thumb, Sgt. Michaels.

In the kitchen, Ruthie prepares baby cereal with bananas. Annie tells her to just spill the beans, because she doesn't have time for this crap. Next we see Annie upstairs, telling Ruthie that she can't keep the baby. Ruthie says something about how she didn't get to keep the kitten or the monkey, either. Again with the cats and the monkeys...Annie wonders to whom the baby could belong. Robbie walks in and says, "What's that pizza lady's baby doing here?" Annie asks if he's sure that it's Frankie's baby. "No offense, because I know all babies are beautiful, but I'd recognize that head anywhere," says Robbie. Ha! Take off your shirt before speaking again, though, Robbie. He says he has to tell Annie "something about Mary." I can still see his shirt. Hello...

7th Heaven

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