Eric and the Rabbi bicker a bit. "Kosher law?" The Rabbi says he "could fit everything [he] knows about Mary Magdalene on the head of the Pope's hat pin." But don't get him wrong, "she's fab!" Yes, Mary Magdalene: One smoking babe. She was down with the blood of the lamb, i.e. Jesus! The Rabbi worries that Eric blames him for hiring an associate pastor. Didn't we already sing this song? Eric reminds him that they're here to spy on the new guy, not bicker. "United we stand, divided we fall!" Ah, more propaganda. The Rabbi says he's just "along for the ride." Eric reminds him that he drove. The Rabbi gets even more bent out of shape. Oy.

Chandler...Hampton is back. His sermon is on the evils of money. Just a little thing he wrote for the New York Times op-ed section that he's re-working. The two boobs look at him like, Noo York Ti-yums? The noos-paper? Hoo-doggie, that's for city folk!