Avert your eyes! It's an extreme close-up of RevChan making out with a blonde woman twice his age! And no, it's not Annie. The kissing comes to an abrupt halt when Lucy walks in. The woman greets Lucy and says that she was just saying good-bye to RevChan, who smiles dorkily all, "Huh huh, I just totally almost got laid, huh huh." It's the same look we've seen on Matt's face many a time. After the woman leaves, Lucy digs into her dad's co-worker about how quickly he got over Roxanne. Chandler responds by asking Lucy what she's doing there, to which she answers that she needs to borrow a book for school. I guess the legs on Crawford Clown College's desks are uneven and need something to help them balance. Chandler knows exactly where the book is, grabs it from the shelf, and hands it to Lucy. She informs Chandler that the girl he was just getting mouth herpes from is (dun dun dunnnn!) divorced. How did she get out of the Divorced Women's Leper Colony on the other side of town? Chandler asks Lucy if there's anything else she wants, like to make some more judgments or offer some unsolicited advice. Like he's never done that before. The phone rings. Chandler answers it and makes dinner plans for Friday (as every other day of the week was already booked), then hangs up on the caller. "You're disgusting!" Lucy shouts at him, and leaves. Then she turns around and asks Chandler if he really should be using his congregation as his own personal dating pool. Chandler says that most people date people they work with. Lucy screams that this is different because Chandler is a minister, and is supposed to be doing the work of God. Chandler says that he never realized how attractive that was to women, and he's "enjoying" getting over Roxanne. Lucy walks out again, then stops and walks back into the office to give him a cartoonish dirty look. Then she leaves before Chandler can take his book back.