Lucy poutily asks Annie what bug crawled up her ass. Did Annie and RevCam have a fight? Annie lies that they didn't. In fact, she rapidly says, "Your dad and I aren't fighting we're just you know very much in love very very much in love still after years and years of marriage we're just CRAZY about each other." Cut off those last three words and you have something resembling the truth. Lucy asks her mother what she has planned for today. Annie says she has to do the dishes and the laundry and "make a birthday cake for the twins now." And then she grabs her coat and pocketbook and leaves the house. I guess you don't have to do anything too far in advance when the birthday cake you're serving is a Styrofoam block covered with chocolate and cyanide frosting.

Kids are still making out in the halls of the Glenoak high school, and while, again, they should be less public with their activities, Ruthie should also not, like, stand a few inches away from them and watch. Vincent strolls up and wishes Ruthie a happy Valentine's Day, but when her answer is a scowl, he turns to leave. Ruthie slams her locker shut and yells at Vincent for not calling her. Vincent says she hasn't called him either. "I called you last!" says Ruthie. Vincent doesn't get it, and it turns out he's just as mad at Ruthie for not calling him as she is at him for not calling her. Whatever. Ruthie says that two can play at the jealous game, and grabs the arms of a passing dork-faced boy. Whatever jealous emotions she was trying to instill in Vincent are probably quickly defused when the dork-face turns to Ruthie and loudly says, "Do I know you?" Ha! Vincent and his upper lip shading scoff.

Annie leaves the "Glenoak Jewelers," like, what was she doing in there? What the hell kind of cake is she making those twins? Across the Promenade, Annie sees Simon and her twin making out on a bench. Annie makes an Angry Clownface as the Pianos of Watching Your Son Make Out With You play. Simon leaves Annie2 and walks into a bookstore. What kind of bookstore is it that Annie2 isn't invited to come inside? Does it perhaps have a gloryhole?