Just don't ask the Boring Buffalo Brother Beaux. They're too busy battling it out in the Garage Treehouse. I know you're probably thinking the argument is about something deep and philosophical, but the truth is that Ben is still claiming he wants to stay in Glenoak so he can hang with Kevin, and Kevin is still trying to find out why Ben is really staying. And it's just as boring as it was a few minutes ago.
It really looks like David Gallagher is serious about pursuing a musical career, since this makes two weeks in a row that Simon has been seen strumming his guitar. Unfortunately, his guitar-playing seems to have conjured up Cecilia, who walks into his room. If I were you, Simon, I'd burn that guitar, pronto. There's just no telling what evil demon it might conjure up next.
Robbie is whining to Kevin about the fact that he and Lucy aren't helping Robbie in his quest to date the odious Roxanne. Kevin never misses an opportunity to deliver a smug lecture, and this occasion is no exception. It's true that Robbie's whining is kind of annoying, but having to watch Kevin say things like, "What you need to do is take some responsibility and be a man," is just excruciating. Of course, it's easy for Cyborg Kevin to talk about being "a man," knowing he'll never have to make the effort himself. After a bit more of the pompous lecturing, the T-1000 turns to leave.
He's rudely shoved aside by Simon, who's on his way to talk to RevCam. It seems Eric is the one who called Cecilia over -- without ever asking Simon's permission. Robbie laughs uproariously to find out that there is a girl in Simon's room, while Kevin and Simon head off to talk to RevCam.
So, why did Eric invite Cecilia over? He knows Simon likes her, and he wanted to "move things along" for him. Okay, but doesn't that make him something of a procurer? I know he's not expecting Cecilia to have sex with his son, but then, Simon wasn't actually having sex with any of his clients when he was running his escort service either. So, by 7th Heaven standards, I'm really not sure how RevCam can do this without calling himself a pimp. Oh, but I'm forgetting that, except for the ban on premarital sex, all other morality is completely random on 7H. I'm also not sure why Simon even likes Cecilia anyway. Didn't she rat him out to the CamRents and get him in a whole mess of trouble? Hey, it's not like her sparkling personality would ever make up for that or anything.









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