At the high school, Simon sees his friend Sean, the bully. Simon's anxious to tell him about the blonde ghost he saw near his locker earlier. Unfortunately, the girl is real, and she's Sean's girlfriend, who has just "transferred over from private school." It's a shame she did that before she could take Annie's fabulous morals class. She comes over, and Sean introduces her as Lynn. She takes the opportunity to wink at Simon again. That makes him look queasy.
So what does Cheryl want with RevCam? She thinks that Dopey doesn't have enough time for a relationship, so she wants RevCam to break up with him for her. What a novel idea! I wish I'd employed it to get out of some of my messier romantic entanglements. To his credit, Eric suggests that Cheryl do the deed herself. Cheryl says that she's already tried to break up with the Dopester, but that he won't even discuss the possibility. She thinks RevCam can hammer the point home to his son. Maybe he could borrow the 7th Heaven theme mallet for that. In any case, I've got a news flash for Cheryl: all she has to do is tell Dopey they're broken up, and stop taking his calls. Problem fixed. I know Matt's a creepy stalker and all, but even he can't keep up their relationship alone. Cheryl seems to feel that Dopey is distracting her from studying. I can't say her transformation into Super Student is entirely believable, but then, neither is the fact that she needs RevCam's help to break up with her boyfriend. RevCam isn't helping much anyway. In fact, he tries to talk Cheryl out of ditching Dopey, saying that they make a good couple, and that everyone in the CamFam loves Cheryl. I laugh until my sides ache. But RevCam's not done yet. He tries to get her to believe that her influence has made Dopey "more focused" and "happy." All right, just quit it, Eric. What kind of sick mind game are you trying to play with Cheryl here? When RevCam tells her that he'd thought she was going to tell him she and Dopey were getting more serious, Cheryl assumes that he's talking about marriage. The idea of Cheryl getting RevCam's permission to ask for his son's hand in marriage makes for a seriously entertaining mental image. The fact that this one sentence of RevCam's has led Cheryl to decide that she and Dopey should get married instead of breaking up certainly proves that she is mentally deficient. The big question, though, is whether she's stupid enough to spend the rest of her life saddled with Dopey. Maybe she's just incredibly horny and knows Dopey won't put out until she makes an honest man of him.