http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2008 Fri, 18 May 2007 23:00:00 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification And Away We Go...: 7th Heaven was brought back from cancellation for one last crappy season. But now it's finally over...we think. RevCam, fresh from his miraculous, if nonsensical, recovery from a terminal heart condition, decides to abandon the church and community he's devoted his life to in favor of driving in an RV with a bunch of random people.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/and_away_we_go.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/and_away_we_go.php Fri, 18 May 2007 23:00:00 -0500 And Thank You: 7th Heaven leaves our airwaves with a show about Simon not marrying his fiancée no one except Annie likes, and all the Camden kids coming back, in one form or another, to see it and announce that they're pregnant with twins that are sure to make the ensuing reunion movies doubly creepy.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/and_thank_you.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/and_thank_you.php Sat, 13 May 2006 23:00:00 -0500 Mi Familia, Part II: Simon gets pre-engaged. Mary gets divorced. Lucy gets a house. Martin gets wood. Martin's Dad gets a horrible new family. Some annoying kids get foster parents. This stupid show gets at least one more season to disgust and horrify us all. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/mi_familia_part_ii.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/mi_familia_part_ii.php Sat, 28 May 2005 23:00:00 -0500 Mi Familia, Part I: At least, that's what Mary thinks. So she files for divorce, gives up her son, and refuses to talk to the Camdens or actually appear on the show. On the other side of the country, supposed minister RevCam tricks Asslee's dad into adopting four children, while Simon's refusal to have sex turns into a marriage proposal. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/mi_familia_part_i.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/mi_familia_part_i.php Thu, 19 May 2005 23:00:00 -0500 Leaps Of Faith: A potentially good storyline about sickle cell anemia is ruined when it is turned into a redemption song for a deadbeat dad. Simon gets born again. Paris and Vic's new child is about to be born. Better marry them off quick! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/leaps_of_faith.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/leaps_of_faith.php Sat, 14 May 2005 23:00:00 -0500 Hungry: Annie buys Ruthie a secondhand jacket. Kevin tells the world about the state of his and Lucy's sex life. Glenoak is suddenly teeming with people who can't afford to eat because they spend all their money on jewelry and clothes. You're supposed to feel sorry for them. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/hungry.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/hungry.php Sat, 07 May 2005 23:00:00 -0500 Honor Thy Mother: …or, like Melissa Gilbert, Bo Derek, and Louise Fletcher learned, he'll book you on this crappy show. Ruthie gets dumped, Ben makes yet another surprise visit, and Annie forces everyone to pretend that a yellow cake is chocolate. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/honor_thy_mother.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/honor_thy_mother.php Fri, 29 Apr 2005 23:00:00 -0500 Tangled Web We Weaved: As we will hear third-hand from various other characters throughout the episode, Simon may or may not have gotten an STD. In fifth-hand news, Mary's husband may or may not know that she may or may not have left him and their child. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/tangled_web_we_weaved.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/tangled_web_we_weaved.php Sat, 05 Mar 2005 22:00:00 -0500 Brotherly Love: Everyone takes SamVid's word for it that Simon has gotten his girlfriend pregnant. SamVid know this because they heard the CamRents talking about it. I'll remind you that half of SamVid is probably deaf, and let you guess how well that all turned out. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/brotherly_love.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/brotherly_love.php Sat, 26 Feb 2005 22:00:00 -0500 Red Socks: Proving that even the crappiest thing on television can still get crappier, the Camdens spend Valentine's Day breaking into song. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/red_socks.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/red_socks.php Sat, 19 Feb 2005 22:00:00 -0500 First Date: Ruthie goes out on her first "real" date, and everyone else in the CamPound goes insane, making Ruthie actually seem likable and cool by comparison. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/first_date_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/first_date_1.php Sat, 12 Feb 2005 22:00:00 -0500 The Fine Art Of Parenting: Lucy and Kevin fight over whether or not they should move out of the CamPound. Ruthie indirectly asks out a boy whose parents never learned how to parent, because they never went to church. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/the_fine_art_of_parenting.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/the_fine_art_of_parenting.php Sat, 05 Feb 2005 22:00:00 -0500 Paper Or Plastic?: Lucy's baby finally escapes from the womb, only to be rewarded for her efforts with the name "Savannah" and a family full of creepy Camdens. No wonder the afterbirth apparently decided to just stay in the uterus. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/paper_or_plastic.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/paper_or_plastic.php Sat, 29 Jan 2005 22:00:00 -0500 Wayne's World: "What?" says Lucy. "What?" says Martin. "What?" says Ruthie. "What?" says Wayne Newton. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/waynes_world.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/waynes_world.php Sat, 04 Dec 2004 22:00:00 -0500 Gratitude: Lucy and her baby are in danger…but they both end up being fine. Simon is going to tell his parents about his pregnant girlfriend, which is sure to make them very, very upset…but it turns out she's not pregnant after all. RevCam, under the influence of drugs, drives with Annie and the twins…but doesn't get in a fatal car accident. Ruthie's finally back in her homeland, Puerto Rico…but she seems determined to return to Glenoak. Damn. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/gratitude.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/gratitude.php Sun, 28 Nov 2004 22:00:00 -0500 Thanksgiving: Annie's looking forward to the first Thanksgiving in years with all the CamKids around. Unfortunately, everyone has plans to be elsewhere, which may have something to do with the fact that their mother is insane and therefore not very fun to spend time with. Meanwhile, Lucy proves that the crazy apple pandowdy doesn't fall far from the tree. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/thanksgiving.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/thanksgiving.php Sat, 20 Nov 2004 22:00:00 -0500 Why Not Me?: Simon gets kicked out of campus housing, sending RevCam off on yet another Helping People Without Actually Helping Anyone Crusade. But first, he has to teach Kevin a lesson about what a crappy father he'll be. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/why_not_me.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/why_not_me.php Sat, 06 Nov 2004 22:00:00 -0500 Regret To Inform: A Marine dies just in time to stop Martin from escaping the CamPound. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if this is Brenda's subversive way of telling us, right before the election, how wrong and needlessly destructive the "War on Terror" is. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/regret_to_inform.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/regret_to_inform.php Sat, 30 Oct 2004 23:00:00 -0500 Fathers: The show that takes every opportunity to tell us how great Martin's dad is for abandoning his son to fight in Iraq devotes an episode to teaching us about the importance of a father being involved in his child's life. This is especially true when the mother is prone to fifteen-hour shopping excursions. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/fathers.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/fathers.php Sat, 23 Oct 2004 23:00:00 -0500 Vote: In an episode all about the upcoming presidential elections, Brenda manages to avoid offending any of her viewers' delicate sensibilities by refusing to name any of the candidates or political parties that the various Camdens support. Right, like anyone who watches this show votes Democrat. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/vote.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/7th_heaven/vote.php Sat, 16 Oct 2004 23:00:00 -0500