A (real, not stick-figure) picture of Matt has been lamely decorated with a drawing of what looks like a huge blunt, but is probably supposed to be a cigarette, hanging out of his mouth, and a talk balloon that says "let's party!" Matt once borrowed the Meals on Wheels van
Admissions Guy 2: The Meal on Wheels van? He's already so bad-ass I can't even stand it!
then drove it into a police car while his date spilled beer all over him. Matt has also come home at 5 AM, forged RevCam's signature on Mary's detention slip, and thrown a party with Mary when the CamRents were out of town, which led to Happy getting hit by a car. Matt punched the guy who ran over Mary, and went on a road trip with Mary that got him a ticket. Oh, please. He also brought an unsmoked joint home, which Happy found and delivered to RevCam.
Admissions Guy 1: Happy kind of rules.
Admissions Guy 2: Oh yeah.
Matt also ran away to Philadelphia to get Heather, only to see that she had a new boyfriend, and lost a job when Happy ate the food he was supposed to deliver.
Admissions Guy 1: Okay, Happy definitely rules.
Admissions Guy 2: Agreed.
Matt almost failed an organic chemistry class because he wouldn't get help from his teacher. But, Simon says, all Matt's stuff is pretty minor -- he didn't smoke (although Simon said Mrs. Bink helped Matt quit smoking about ten minutes ago, so I don't know what's going on there) or drink, and he did keep his sex life quiet, and Simon regrets that he has no pictures to show.
Next up is Mary, who actually has huge devil horns drawn on her head. In a talk balloon, she says, "Me? Trouble?" I guess she's just as confused about what she did to merit all this talk about how bad she was as we are. Mary's been in "far more" trouble than anyone else in the CamClan. She went to a frat party with Keri Russell and snuck out to a co-ed sleepover party. And she stole a glass from "the Varsity," a place I've never heard of on this show before. And, of course, she TPed the school gym while posing for pictures, apparently. That was pretty stupid. When you're going to do something "illegal," you probably shouldn't commit such acts to film. Anyway, this got her arrested, where she met Robbie. Then she got a job at Eddie's Pool Hall and bought a sports car, then got fired. Then she worked at Pete's Pizza, where she met Frankie and Johnny and drank a beer, then didn't get arrested for driving "drunk." And Mary "may or may not" have tried marijuana. Mary also gets blamed for the time when all the other CamKids stole SamVid's money. And she's lied and cheated, but you "can't help but love her!" Unless you're Annie.