Roxanne and Chandler are still sitting on some steps in front of a house. I thought this was Chandler's place, but now Roxanne is making me think it's her house. Oh, who cares? It's the last scene of the show, and that's what we need to focus on. There's some boring lovey-dovey stuff which RevCam interrupts. Roxanne goes inside so that he and RevBong can talk.

Eric tries to give Chandler something that looks like a brochure. Chandler looks like he's just been offered a pamphlet on toe fungus until Eric tells him that it's a plane ticket to go "home." I'm not sure where "home" is exactly, but since there are only four states in the CamVerse, it shouldn't be too hard to work it out. That's a pretty nice gesture -- unless it's a one-way ticket, of course. Chanandler asks, rather pointlessly, "Didn't Thomas Wolfe say you can never go home again?" RevCam replies, "Well, Eric Camden says you can go home again, and you should." Wow, that wasn't at all stilted or awkward. When Chandler says he's not ready to see his father yet, RevCam explains that the ticket is "open-ended," so RevBong can go whenever he wants. He explains that he wants to "do right" by Chandler, and that he cares about him. It's not a bad scene, and I'd probably be able to take it seriously if it weren't for the fact that practically everything that's occurred in the hour before this was so damned offensive and stupid.

The fact that I'm looking forward to guzzling some narcotic cough syrup now tells you that I probably didn't learn much from this episode. Oh, well -- that's okay. I'm reasonably sure nobody else did either.